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只看楼主 倒序阅读 使用道具 0楼 发表于: 2005-12-17
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 在飞机上被告知飞机即将坠毁,要求各位留下临终遗言,限百字以内……(随意BT)

  回复(2):我打算给俺的墓碑上写:

  地下一层出租,价格实惠。新猫老猫,一律八折!

  回复(4):

  一定要砸到同事的火车上,NND,说我坐飞机不安全,我让他火车也不安全

  回复(7):

  告诉李娜,我永远爱她!!!

  麻烦你把这句话告诉王艳,刘*,李*,张*,赵*,谢*,江*,谢谢。

  回复(:555555,忽然想起来我在家的XXXmovie还有50多个G没有整理,让我老婆看见了我就不死也要死了

  回复(12):冲到驾驶舱跟机长说,让我开一会儿过过瘾吧~

  回复(20):拜托

  以后把座位改成马桶好不好

  一旦出了紧急状况也不会让大家

  临死前还要薰薰臭气

  回复(34):举起手机招揽:“想给你最亲的人一个留念?想给你最恨的人一个悬念?彩信!座号A,F的乘客8折!”画外音:

  选择彩信,等于选择延续!

  回复(47):3.12元使我最后的X费,祖国万岁!

  回复(74):乖乖哩个东,煎饼卷大葱~~~~

  我打死你这个破机长,不会开飞机,就别出来混,我*,我的裤衩还没收~~

  回复(76):等你拿到了我的保险金,你就可以实现自己的理想了:喝豆浆吃油条,想沾白糖沾白糖,想沾红糖沾红糖;豆浆买两碗,喝一碗,倒一碗!

  回复(110):手机上还有77块余额

  赶紧打完,死也8能便宜了移动

  回复(121):“在我离开这个世界之前,我,我还有一个心愿未了,你一定要帮我!”

  “说吧,呜~~呜~~,听着呢。”

  “你抽空去趟我家,啊~~!把那床板掀开就会……看到下面绑着一红布包,里面有……三十块钱,你替我…替我把这几个月的党费交了……啊~~~!!啊~~~~!!!!”

  回复(85):死了好啊,好啊。死了图个干净,你们先吧,我要吃颗大白兔奶糖先。然后,我就奥特曼,快来救我呀~~~~~~~~~~~~

  回复(51):马克思同志!我过了! 我终于可以不背马哲了!

  回复(30):机长同志,麻烦你把飞机往那边开去。

  我死也要把我GG带着!

  决不能让他有任何搞外遇的机会

  回复(23):我还有一句话要说……

  粮食都转移了吧……

  我还有一句话要说……

  其他人都转移了吧……

  最后一句话要说……

  看帖不回者就不要转移了……
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终于有随机事件发生在我身上了 哈哈哈哈
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我喜欢随机事件 ~~~~~~~~~~‘
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只看该作者 5楼 发表于: 2005-12-18
看一下
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有时候随机事件也有意外
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我晕
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哈哈
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我想看
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那次见 有人随机掉了个好东西 王者圣甲
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回复!
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看到了1
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