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只看楼主 倒序阅读 使用道具 0楼 发表于: 2008-03-17
How Come
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
How Come
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
How Come
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
How Come
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How Come
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
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If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute
p.s How Come 就是: 为什么会这样呢??
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只看该作者 1楼 发表于: 2008-03-17
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
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只看该作者 3楼 发表于: 2008-03-17
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
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只看该作者 4楼 发表于: 2008-03-18
mao bao mao。。。
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只看该作者 5楼 发表于: 2008-03-19
thinking and doing
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